Zindagi ke raaste ajeeb hai
Inmein is tarah chala na kijiye
Khair hai isimein aap ki huzoor
Apna koi saathi dhoond lijiye
Sunke dil ki baat yun na muskuraiye
Aapko hamari kasam laut aaiye...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Waiting
Sunday afternoon sun ablaze
Bored and lazy I sit lifeless
Thinking about the path I tread
Life's weird ways not smooth made
Is it what to come that I fear
Or it is the past which is not near
Lone and lame to embrace either
I let myself shamefully wither
What makes me I, I cannot portray
Nobody to listen what I have to say
Waiting in vain for myself being in abyss
Not living in now yearning life I miss
Give me o life guts to be
What I am to myself and ME.
Bored and lazy I sit lifeless
Thinking about the path I tread
Life's weird ways not smooth made
Is it what to come that I fear
Or it is the past which is not near
Lone and lame to embrace either
I let myself shamefully wither
What makes me I, I cannot portray
Nobody to listen what I have to say
Waiting in vain for myself being in abyss
Not living in now yearning life I miss
Give me o life guts to be
What I am to myself and ME.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS
Ques: Prove that 2/10=2
Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus" or incorrect.
but
Engineering Students never knows what is correct answer, he/she always think, we are Engineering student and so we should think differently and invent new miracles
So engineering student will solve this example as below
2=two,
10=ten.
therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore wo/en=38/19= 2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers " It doesn't matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he."
Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus" or incorrect.
but
Engineering Students never knows what is correct answer, he/she always think, we are Engineering student and so we should think differently and invent new miracles
So engineering student will solve this example as below
2=two,
10=ten.
therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.
w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.
therefore
w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19
Therefore wo/en=38/19= 2.
Hence Proved
FOR, Engineers " It doesn't matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he."
Brilliant Sardar
A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”
Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.”
This gets the sardar’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this! torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The Sardar doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.”
So the Sardar asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.
The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,
“Well,
what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and
goes back to sleep!
The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”
Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll pay you $500.”
This gets the sardar’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this! torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The Sardar doesn’t say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.”
So the Sardar asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The American thinks about it. No answer. Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.
The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,
“Well,
what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and
goes back to sleep!
English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English' .
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ‘Euro-English' .
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Ganga Behti Ho Kyu - Dr. Bhupen Hazarika
Ol Man River - Paul Robeson
Thought provoking and mesmerising
======================================
Bisterno varorey, afankhya janore, hahakar sunio nisabdth nirovey,
Bhural hui tumhi, bhural hui bura ki aur..........
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, oh ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Naitikta nashth hui, manavta bharashth hui, nirlagg bhav se behti ho kyun?........
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, oh ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Anparjan, aksharheen, anginjan, khadyoviheen, neatravhiheen, dikshmon ho kyun?.......
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
vayakti rahey, vayakshti nirvighn, sakalsamaj, vayakshtitva rahit, nishpran samaj, upbhoktina kyun?...........
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Tejasvini, kyun na rahin, tum nishchay, chintan nahin, prano mey prerna deti na kyun?...............
Tum madhyavami, kurushetra grami, gangey janani, navbharat mey, bhismarupi sutsamrajey, janati nahi ho kyun?.............
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga tum, ganga tum, oh ganga tum, ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Ganga behti ho kyun?................................... ..
Ol Man River - Paul Robeson
Thought provoking and mesmerising
======================================
Bisterno varorey, afankhya janore, hahakar sunio nisabdth nirovey,
Bhural hui tumhi, bhural hui bura ki aur..........
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, oh ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Naitikta nashth hui, manavta bharashth hui, nirlagg bhav se behti ho kyun?........
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, oh ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Anparjan, aksharheen, anginjan, khadyoviheen, neatravhiheen, dikshmon ho kyun?.......
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
vayakti rahey, vayakshti nirvighn, sakalsamaj, vayakshtitva rahit, nishpran samaj, upbhoktina kyun?...........
Itihas ki pukar, kare hunkar, oh ganga ki dhar, nirbal jan ko, sabalsangrami, samagrogrami, banati nahi ho kyun?................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Tejasvini, kyun na rahin, tum nishchay, chintan nahin, prano mey prerna deti na kyun?...............
Tum madhyavami, kurushetra grami, gangey janani, navbharat mey, bhismarupi sutsamrajey, janati nahi ho kyun?.............
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Vistar hai apar, praza dono par, kare hahakar ni sabdth sada,
Oh ganga tum, ganga tum, ganga tum, oh ganga tum, ganga tum, ganga behti ho kyun?.................
Ganga behti ho kyun?................................... ..
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Agile Feedback Loops
Agile Tip of the Month : By Tom Stiehm, Coveros, Inc.
Agile practices are built around establishing and maintaining tight feedback loops so that the need to correct software and process issues can be detected as soon as possible. The ability to quickly identify and implement software changes keeps the cost of change to a minimum. It also helps projects stay on course and deliver value with each release. Here are some feedback loops to monitor that will ensure you are developing high quality software:
Test First Development - designing your tests as a precursor to writing code. Creating tests that are the first client of your code helps you develop more useable, reliable and robust code. If you have trouble writing code that can be unit tested, this feedback loop is telling you to change your code to improve its usability and quality.
Continuous Integration (CI) - automating your software builds, tests and deployments. If your code doesn't successfully integrate, build and pass regression tests, this feedback loop is telling you to pay more attention to software interfaces when building your software.
User Acceptance Testing (UAT) - testing of your software by real users. UAT is a time to gather feedback from not only the business stakeholders but also the people that will be using the system in production. This feedback loop will tell you how easy the application is to use, what features are missing and what does and doesn't make sense to a user.
Retrospectives - sharing lessons learned and thinking about how to make the process better. Retrospectives are a time for the team to reflect on not only how the project is going but also how the process is working. This feedback loop can help the team recognize where the process is breaking down and how to fix it going forward.
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